BOOK OF THE WEEK #9

MARVEL UNIVERSE VS. THE PUNISHER #3 (OF 4)

 

OR: Everything old is new again

 

Full Disclosure:  I stopped reading ‘Marvel Zombies’ after the ‘returns’ Limited Series.  I felt that the House Of Ideas had strip-mined all good faith from their audience, and their decision to include Howard the Duck into the storyline more or less put the period to the paragraph regarding my level of interest.  I made myself a solemn promise that I would never again crack the cover to a comic featuring the brain-hungry residents of the Marvel Zombieverse.

But then Jonathan Maberry decided to take a bite of its rotting, putrid flesh.

The New York Times best-selling (and multiple award winning) author has found the sweet spot regarding a genre that many have written off as hackneyed (or at best, overexposed).  In a climate rife with zombie exploitation, Maberry has managed to create a fresh take on the post-apocalyptic world by infusing it with a perfectly apropos tool of destruction: Frank Castle.

THIS motherfucker.

Now I know that last week, when I featured the Punisher: MAX one shot ‘Happy Ending’ as my Book Of The Week, I lamented the fact that he was too often portrayed as a near-invincible superhuman.  But Maberry succeeds by boiling The Punisher AND The Marvel Zombies down to their base components.  The Zombies are bad, and Frank Castle must kill them all.

Of course there’s more to it than that.  The series really starts to shine in this issue, where Frank is forced to make a deal with the devil (or in this case, patient zero) in an effort to save some of the last uninfected people in the world.  This adds a layer of complexity to the narrative that refreshes the concept and reveals Maberry’s true talents.  He’s managed to make the overused interesting again.  I’ll truly admit that I went from being genuinely uninterested about this title when I first heard of it to becoming entranced by its execution, all within the first few pages.  (Also be sure to thank him for creating a zombie deadpool that’s actually fun to read!)

This guy? ehh, not so much…

And let’s not forget to mention the work done by Croatian artist Goran Parlov.  He’s no stranger to the titular character, having worked on Punisher: MAX in its earlier iteration, and he brings considerable experience and talent to the series this time around. His use of expression adds depth to the Punisher’s usual monotone delivery, and his re-imagining of other Marvel stalwarts that had yet to see the zombie treatment are at once fun and eye-catching.

‘Marvel Universe Vs. The Punisher’ is more than just a great way to re-visit the stories originally told by Robert Kirkman.  It’s a way to realize that no matter trite and overplayed we may think a subject is, there are still visionaries out there able to create something fresh, fun, and ultimately readable. 

(Jonathan Maberry’s blog can be located here, and Goran Parlov’s facebook page can be found here.  Bag And Bored is back on Monday with Coming Distractions!)

BUFFY THE WHAT NOW?

No Comments » Written on September 1st, 2010 by Ian
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First things first: The purpose of today’s comic is not to offend. However, if you find your ire aroused by today’s strip, by all means, feel free to contact us in the usual methods.  We will delight in your angst, while simultaneously trying to assuage your concerns.

 The point we’re trying to make is that no matter how much certain things may reside in ‘Nerd Alley’, we simply have no knowledge of them.  Harry Potter is a good example, for me at least.  You’d think that a well-written book (or so I’m told) about wizards and magic and shit would be something for me to feast upon, yet I’m incapable of mustering any interest.  I won’t deride it’s content; I simply can’t understand its purpose. 

 It would be like giving my dog an iPad for Christmas.

This thing of ours has started to catch on, if you haven’t noticed.  If you are reading this, and have a local comic book shop that you keep close to you heart (like we do) please forwards our URL to them.  We will advertise for them.  For free.  Because that’s the kind of magnanimous motherfuckers we are.  (Seriously, contact us.  We’d love to help)

(Lots more functionality coming your way in the next few weeks!  For now, try to maintain your composure on our twitter feed and facebook page.  We can’t have you going all spaz-bot and offering us sexual favors in return for mentioning you in out posts/comics/sketches.  We’re professional people.)

INK TANK #9!

1 Comment » Written on August 31st, 2010 by Ian
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The Tuesday ritual here at Bag And Bored is to give away some FREE artwork to one lucky commenter! All you have to do is suggest the next sketch that Dann will draw, and if you see your selection up on the site the following week, we’ll mail it to you free of charge!

 SO many page views last week, and a TON of good suggestions means that we couldn’t let only one person lord custom artwork over their weeping friends and family.  So Dann decided to do TWO sketches this week, which means Bag And Bored now had 100% more winner in every serving!

This sketch of Thanos 'giving the shocker' goes to Josh.

 

AND this Red Lantern Hal Jordan goes to Logan!

OK, remember to send us your addresses so we can get them out to you asafp, and come up with some good suggestions for next week! 

-Ian 

 

COMING DISTRACTIONS #8

Every Monday, the team of monkeys here at bag and bored will weigh in on some of the best (and worst) releases coming out this Wednesday! And remember to check back every Friday for our ‘Book Of The Week’ post, featuring a review of your favorite comics! (Unless you like Red Hulk.  Sorry, we’re not miracle workers.)

 

This Week’s picks are for releases coming out on Wednesday, September 1st!

AVENGERS:  CHILDREN’S CRUSADE #2 – Last time I counted there were like 20 Avengers titles, and only two of them were any good.  (Avengers: Prime is a steaming pile.)  Children’s Crusade is actually pretty good, as long as they ACTUALLY find the Scarlet Witch at the end.  If not, I’m filing it under ‘D’ for Dick Tease.

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DEADPOOL: PULP #1 – How far away can they be from optioning our Deadpool: Team-Up idea?  They should just roll all these limited series together.  They could call it Deadpool: Wade Wilson’s Pulp Corps that Teams Up With A Mouth.  It would be a lot cheaper for me to buy just one book whose sole purpose is to keep Rob Liefeld working.

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IZOMBIE #5 – besides the straining-to-be-hip title, this book kicks a decent amount of ass.  Well written and drawn like a sociopathic Archie book, it makes me forget about all the other Vampire/Werewolf/Zombie crap being crammed in my eye socket. 

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KEVIN SMITH’S GREEN HORNET #7 – blah blah blah obligatory joke about how ‘Cop Out’ sucked.  I hate to jump on the ‘bash Kevin Smith’ bandwagon that’s been going around, but I don’t think this would have made a great movie. Smith just needs to come to terms that he could be a giant in the comics industry, if he’d just give up on this silly ‘director’ idea.

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SCARLET #2 – Holy.  Shit.  Every time I get sad about how there won’t be any more new issues of ‘Ex Machina’, I think about this book and get happy.  And then get a boner.

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CHARMED #2 –  I’m sure there are legions of ‘Charmed’ fans everywhere that are just clamoring to get their hands on this! (By ‘legions’ I mean ‘2’, by ‘fans’ I mean ‘unloved housewives’, by ‘everywhere’ I mean ‘in the midwest’, and by ‘hands’ I mean ‘chubby paws’.)

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(face our book, mother-twitters!)

-Ian

BOOK OF THE WEEK #8

Punisher MAX: Happy Ending (one-shot)

 

OR: Thomas Jane is a total pussy.

 

The Punisher has seen a multitude of variations since his first appearance in 1974, and to be brutally honest, I’ve always been disappointed with the way he’s been portrayed.  (With small exceptions: his skull shattering scene in Civil War is one of the best that comes to mind), I feel like the mindset of comic writers is that they’re so used to writing super-heroes, they forget that Frank Castle is a mortal man.  His exploits may be epic in scale, but nevertheless, one bullet to the face at point blank range and you’re left with nothing but Punisher Pizza. 

Imagine this, but with brains all over it.

So perhaps I’ve become such a fan of the current Punisher: MAX series because it so accurately displays his humanity.  On any given issue, Frank spends 13 out of 23 pages getting his ass kicked up into his stomach, the other 10 are him dealing out as much punishment as he takes in.  In this respect, the MAX series is a perfect venue for him, because it allows him to show his true colors. The violence is over the top, but not to a Garth Ennis level of absurdity.  (No disrespect intended; we are HUGE Garth fans here at Bag And Bored.)

seriously, please don't hurt us.

I was excited to see Peter Milligan authoring a Punisher: MAX one-shot: I’ve been terribly fond of him since I read his Marvel Knights series Sub-Mariner: The Depths, something I hold in high regard (It made a dark, ominous villain of a guy in a Speedo with wings on his feet, for chrissakes).  And what strikes me as a curious parallel between the two series is that in both of them, the titular character makes very brief appearances. 

Thankfully NOT making an appearance: THIS bag of douche.

It’s true:  out of 33 pages, Frank Castle only shows up in five of them.  Milligan makes bold moves in casting the punisher as little more than a backdrop, a dark, avenging angel who shows up only in crucial moments of the storyline, but the book still undoubtedly belongs to him.  Dark, violent, gritty and visceral; the Punisher’s bloody fingerprints are all over this book, and Milligan makes sure he leaves a lasting impression.

maybe he can work some magic with this worthless fucker.

Adding to the delight is art by Juan Jose Ryp, whose work on Vengeance of the Moon Knight was equally stunning.  He may be a newcomer to the house of M, but his hyper-realistic style fits perfectly with the Punisher’s world and the characters Milligan populates inside it.

‘Happy Endings’ may not be something that draws new readers to the Punisher’s exploits, but to the already initiated, it adds more shine to a series that is arguable one of the best in recent memory.  It’s also on sale now, so pick it up, and tell your local comic books store that you read about it at bagandbored.com! 

(You can check out Juan Jose Ryp’s blog here, and Peter Milligan’s facebook page here.  also remember that we have acquired the freshest twitter feeds and facebook pages for your perusal. FAN US OR PERISH!)

Black And White And Crap All Over

2 Comments » Written on August 25th, 2010 by Ian
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Don’t let the title suggest that we’ve turned our back on Marvel’s more experimental franchises, because there really is a lot to appreciate in these titles.  Well, there’s a lot to appreciate in ‘Daredevil Noir’ anyway. (The legacy of Matt Murdock was pretty much a ‘noir’ tale before it got the treatment from Alexander Irvine and Tom Cokley, but the writing is so damn fine I won’t argue the point).  The pressing matter is (and admittedly, we ARE a little late to the party on this) that Marvel does not so much exploit a success as it throttles it to death, dissects it, and then sells off pieces of its corpse on ebay.  Here’s to hoping their pulp-themed adventures have run their course.

The New York Comic Con is around the corner, and barring the zombie apocalypse, or a worldwide plague resulting from too much Justin Beiber, we will be in attendance.  There are several people there we wish to meet, and several more we wish to genuflect upon. (Looking at you, Humberto Ramos.)  Please seek us out; we will be live blogging and tweefering the shit out of that con, until nothing remains but a hollow shell. 

Tomorrow brings the release of yet ANOTHER comic from your friends here at bag And Bored, so be sure to come back around for the humor and delectable pastries*. 

*There will be no pastries

(tip o’ the hat to Comics Alliance and Chris Sims for the article we linked to.  Also, be sure to hit up Bag And Bored’s Facebook page and twitter account!)

INK TANK #8!

8 Comments » Written on August 24th, 2010 by Ian
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The Tuesday ritual here at Bag And Bored is to give away some FREE artwork to one lucky commenter! All you have to do is suggest the next sketch that Dann will draw, and if you see your selection up on the site the following week, we’ll mail it to you free of charge!

 This week’s lucky winner is CHAZ, who suggested the (in)famous FRANKEN-CASTLE!  It should be mentioned, that aside from being a fan and frequent commenter here at the site, Chaz has his own little corner of the web staked out.  It’s a podcast called ‘Heralds Of Nerdage’ and you should really give it a listen.  You can check out the site here, or just go and download it off of itunes. Be sure to drop some ideas of what you’d like to hear the heralds discuss. (And ply them with desperate requests for yours truly as their first special guest!)

 Another note: To all the recent winners: Your sketches are in the mail.  We had a hard time coordinating the shipping with all the hubbub going on the last 14 days, but your priceless art will be in your greasy little mitts shortly. 

 Be sure to check out tomorrow’s comic; it features the debut of a new character, and we’ll also be posting ANOTHER comic on Thursday as well!  Madness, you say?  NONSENSE! WE ARE BAG AND BORED! WE WILL CRUSH YOUR CONCEPTIONS AND CHEW ON YOUR PETTY ASSUMPTIONS! 

-Ian

COMING DISTRACTIONS #7

Well, it’s been a pretty intense past two weeks, with the bag and bored team scrambling to give away some awesome ‘Scott Pilgrim’ stuff, the ‘image united’ extravaganza we worked on with some guest artists, and the big ‘Ex Machina’ week we did, so it’ll be nice to slow it down for a few days.  But don’t worry, we’ve still got 5 days of content for your sweet ass, so remember to check back a hundred times a week, and to tell all of your friends how bagandbored.com made your penis 3” longer!

Every Monday, the team of monkeys here at bag and bored will weigh in on some of the best (and one of the worst) releases coming out this Wednesday! And remember to check back every Friday for our ‘Book Of The Week’ post, featuring a review of your favorite comics! (Unless you like the Red Hulk.  Sorry, we’re not miracle workers.)

 

This Week’s picks are for releases coming out on Wednesday, August 25th!

GREEN ARROW #3 – So this guy with the last name Queen hides out in a forest at night and fights crime with a bow and arrow.  So, if you’re a criminal, either avoid the park or carry a gun. Problem solved, series over. Moving on…

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GOTHAM CITY SIRENS #15 – Full disclosure: My wife started reading this book, and I read the first issues and became hooked.  And by ‘hooked’ I don’t mean ‘compelled to read because of the great art and inventive storylines’ I mean ‘ I want to have sex with all three of these girls. At once.’

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  DARK WOLVERINE #90 – Wow, has it been 90 issues of Dark Wolverine already? Oh, it hasn’t.  Wow, the series conclusion features a guest spot of Franken-Castle? Oh wait, he sucks.  It’s written by Marjorie Liu (who I love), so hopefully she’ll be able to finish off the series better than ‘Wolverine: Origins’ ended.  If not, I’m sure there will be one of those hilarious anti-drug ads in there that I can laugh at.

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NAMOR: THE FIRST MUTANT #1 – alternate title? Namor: The Last Book I Will Read This Week.

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SECRET WARRIORS #19 – I have no idea WTF is going on in this book anymore.  Sometimes it’s drinks at a bar with Nick Fury and Captain America.  Sometimes it’s the Gorgon brooding moodily on a throne.  Sometimes it’s Dum Dum Dugan yelling at someone for something.  Between this and S.H.I.E.L.D., I’m convinced the reason everyone thinks Jonathan Hickman is such a great writer is because no one has any idea what the hell is going on in any of his books.

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SENSE & SENSIBILITY #4 – Mrs. Jennings punches Mrs. Palmer through a wall after she tries to use her heat vision on a group of schoolchildren.  Just kidding!  This is probably another issue of boring crap I could care less about.  Wake me when they do a ‘Catcher in the rye’ limited series.

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 (in case you’ve forgotten, we also have a pretty sweet twitter account, an awesome facebook page, and a totally rad race car bed.)

BOOK OF THE WEEK #7

2 Comments » Written on August 20th, 2010 by Ian
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EX MACHINA #50

OR: NO SPOLIERS ALLOWED

 

As you’ve undoubtedly noticed over the past week, we’ve been a little obsessed with the Brian K. Vaughn/Tony Harris opus ‘Ex Machina’.  The series came to its epic conclusion this week, and we here at Bag And Bored wanted so badly to give you an in-depth, page-by-page review.  However, in the interest of our loyal followers and the many people who happen upon our site by chance (thanks reddit!), we’ve made a promise to ourselves NOT to reveal any spoilers in this week’s BOTW post.  Trust us, it’s for the best: if you haven’t yet read the issue, pick it up immediately.  If you’re not familiar with the series, buy the trades. You’re missing out on one of comic’s greatest triumphs. 

Pictured: NOT one of comics' greatest triumphs.

Although we’ve refused to provide the highlight reel, allow us to bring you the philosophy instead.  Ex Machina 50 is a stunning, emotional conclusion to the series, and what compounds the brilliance of this issue is how concurrent it runs to the past 49 entries.  The final few pages are so shocking, I believe they can qualify as a ‘twist’ ending.  The mastery of Vaughn’s narrative reveals how our innermost desire to do what’s right can be devastating, and the blast radius of that devastation can expand far beyond our immediate circle of friends and family.

this is what happened I told my parents I wanted to write comics for a living.

What’s most intriguing about the final chapter is how quickly things come to pass for Mayor Hundred, the speed at which we become privy to the years following his run as NYC’s mayor.  And some have criticized this as poor pacing, that Vaughn should have split this into two, or possibly three issues.  But I disagree.  Things happen fast for everyone; relationships spin out of control and we seem to stand still while events race past us.  Mayor Hundred is not immune to these trappings, and it increases our empathy for him at the end to see him confused and angry, wondering how he ended up where he is now, and why he did what he did to get there.

Hopefully, it wasn't a bunch of coke.

The last page of the last issue may be one of the most poignant parts of the series.  It neatly sums up the driving force not just for Mayor Hundred, but for many of us as well.  Every time we’ve cheated, every time we sold our soul, every time we lied to a loved one, every time we did what we though was best instead of what was right, can be summed up in Vaughn and Harris’s final title card:  Vice.

(Bag And Bored returns on Monday with next week’s coming distractions, and some brand new webcomics! Remember to follow our twitter feed to win some great prizes!)

SELF-IMAGE UNITED

As much as I hate to start with a quote: Pride comes before a fall.

For our uninitiated readers, the creative ‘minds’ at image comics have seen fit to disguise a poorly conceived marketing gambit as an artistic endeavor, and decided that the best way to ‘sell’ their concept is the equivalent of beating their fans over the head with a broken bottle, nine times a month for nine months straight.  ‘Image United’ represents a complete failure on so many levels that it would require cutting edge scientific equipment, an 8-digit grant from the government, and one big-ass whiteboard to plumb its murky depths.

Flashback to a year and three weeks ago.  I stood in line patiently at SDCC to get my copy of the ‘Image United’ preview issue signed by all of the (six!) artists, wondering what gargantuan, canon-shattering secrets would be revealed within its pages.  But their plan was flawed since conception:  Too many chefs in the kitchen leave this a fractured, tattered mess of a story.  You can almost see the egos clashing from page to page.  And when you’re dealing with ones like that of narcissist Todd McFarlane and misogynist Erik Larsen, all the magic powder Robert Kirkman can sprinkle on your project won’t save it.  You’ve buried yourself so far down they have to pipe in sunlight.      

Imagine my dismay when a mere three issues later, (but 13 months removed from it’s original release date,) I would be so disgusted at Image United’s existence, discarding it from my collection practically requires a pair of rubber glovers and a breathing mask. While all of Image’s creators will occupy at least some small piece of my heart for their genius rebellion that founded the very company they now exploit, I feel the need as a former fan, as well as a consumer, to say stop. Please.  Your ‘crossover’ only leads to heartache and the murder of my childhood memories.

But we are nothing if not resilient here at bag and bored, so we decided to take a page from their playbook: We called some friends and asked them to fight our battles with us.  The comic you see below is a Frankenstein’s monster, a savage collaboration crammed full of artistic talent.  It features art from Jeff Edwards over at baggedandboredom.com (who has incredible taste in domain names, lemme tell ya) as well as Colby Bryant, who can be found at twitter.com/colbybryant.  Without their help, this strip would be so less poignant.  With out them, so would the Internet. 

(We can’t really thank Jeff and Colby enough.  Be sure to check out their websites and fan pages,  here and here.  Make them your friends, and buy them copious amounts of drinks.  They came through on a half-baked idea and turned it into a winner for us.  And they did so remarkably fast.)